Mary Test pleaded with her parents, Hugh Test and Lila Test, to buy her an electric guitar. Hugh gave in and they bought her an electric guitar. The electric guitar cost a lot of money. Mary promised that she would practice, but she got bored pretty fast. Mary wanted to quit the electric guitar, but Hugh said "Nope! You have a recital in two weeks. You need to practice, practice, practice." So Hugh hired a private tutor to work with Mary. Hugh, Lila, and Mary's friends went to the recital to hear Mary play. Mary played her electric guitar. And she was stinky. Mary gave Hugh a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad case of vomiting and pooping.

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